Mad Scientess Jane Expat
I work with a group of people who build things. Our things get sent into space. They tell us how much of something that we can’t see, smell, touch or hear is present in space. It takes a long time to build a thing that can go into space and stay on for years. We have to make sure our things don’t break easily and don’t use too much power. I use a computer to make sure that the stuff our things tell us is right. This is so that we can learn about our world and other worlds. We want to know things like: how shifting lights in the sky form, how the hot stuff in the middle of worlds helps keep them safe from the stars and how to find worlds that could have life on them.
This was my contribution to Ten Hundred Words of Science!
The bumblebee’s defence

Look, I know I’m not the tidiest eater in the world.  It’s kind of difficult to help it, though, when you see what I have to go through to get my dinner.  Imagine, Human, that to reach a bowl of rice, you first have to forge your way through a head-high pile of styrofoam pellets.  That’s why I look like this all the time.  It’s not like I can use chopsticks.  I mean hello, no thumbs.  Besides, I evolved to do this job.  Can you reach half your body length with your tongue alone?  Yeah, I bet you’d be willing to walk around covered in pollen if you could.  Dirty Human.  Now step aside please, I have children to feed and that lens is starting to tick me off.  In case you forgot, I have a sting.